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$aff|2-College Life...
$cff|1-Budda and the MiLKY JOHN...
$affOne Normal BORING Wednesday Budda, Toolbox (Cool Name Eh?) and Me (MoZ),
had returned from a piss boring lesson. We all wandered into the Food
Hall (college cantine), and sat down at a table, we were talking about
some crap when Rob and Badds walked in the door and sat down at our
table.
$cffRob and Badds started talking about how they had just bought a packet of
'Cadburys Tasters' and they were so awful that they couldn't eat any
more. So after a while Badds offered the whole packet to Budda, who
kindly accepted.
$affBudda stuck his hand in and placed a sweet in his mouth, as he was doing
this he looked into the packet and saw an old johnny filled with
gone-off milk, Rob and Badds had previously found the rubbery johnny in
the bin of the college toilets and placed all of the sweets inside it,
then filled it with milk, then placed the rubber back inside the packet
of sweets (phew).
$cffBudda chucked the whole packet of sweets on the floor, and spat the
contents of his mouth all over Rob, leaving a puddle of milk on the
floor with a john floating around in it. Ha Ha, We just couldn't stop
laughing.
$fff
- MøZ -
[Editors Note: We neither condone nor condem the practice of placing
rubber johnnies filled with gone-off milk in packets of Cadbury's
Confectionary, as offence to the receiver often results in a smack in
the gob!
- F.ed]
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